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Mother Teresa
"The greatest disease in the West today is not TB or leprosy; it is being unwanted, unloved, and uncared for. We can cure physical diseases with medicine, but the only cure for loneliness, despair, and hopelessness is love. There are many in the world who are dying for a piece of bread but there are many more dying for a little love. The poverty in the West is a different kind of poverty -- it is not only a poverty of loneliness but also of spirituality. There's a hunger for love, as there is a hunger for God."
Mother Teresa, A Simple Path: Mother Teresa

Lord Byron
"Always laugh when you can, it is cheap medicine."
Lord Byron

Hippocrates
"Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food."
Hippocrates

George Carlin
"Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?"
George Carlin

Lisa Scottoline
"How do you tell the psychiatrists from the patients in the hospital?
The patients get better and leave."
Lisa Scottoline , Every Fifteen Minutes

Chuck Palahniuk
"After you find out all the things that can go wrong, your life becomes less about living and more about waiting."
Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Anton Chekhov
"Medicine is my lawful wife, and literature is my mistress. When I get fed up with one, I spend the night with the other"
Anton Chekhov

Voltaire
"The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient while nature cures the disease."
Voltaire

Erin Hunter
"A medicine cat has no time for doubt. Put your energy into today and stop worrying about the past."
Erin Hunter, Rising Storm

Hippocrates
"Wherever the art of Medicine is loved, there is also a love of Humanity. "
Hippocrates

Luther Burbank
"Flowers always make people better, happier, and more helpful; they are sunshine, food and medicine to the mind."
Luther Burbank

Hippocrates
"As to diseases, make a habit of two things — to help, or at least, to do no harm."
Hippocrates

Hippocrates
"Declare the past, diagnose the present, foretell the future."
Hippocrates

Brad Pitt
"Let us be the ones who say we do not accept that a child dies every three seconds simply because he does not have the drugs you and I have. Let us be the ones to say we are not satisfied that your place of birth determines your right for life. Let us be outraged, let us be loud, let us be bold."
Brad Pitt

Tamora Pierce
"Frostpine made a face. Lifting the cup, he dumped its contents down his throat. "Auugghh!" he yelled, his voice stronger than it had been since his return from the harbor. "Are you trying to kill me, woman?"

"If I mean to kill someone, I do it," Rosethorn told him. "I don't try."
Tamora Pierce, Tris's Book


Bessel van der Kolk
"The brain-disease model overlooks four fundamental truths: (1) our capacity to destroy one another is matched by our capacity to heal one another. Restoring relationships and community is central to restoring well-being; (2) language gives us the power to change ourselves and others by communicating our experiences, helping us to define what we know, and finding a common sense of meaning; (3) we have the ability to regulate our own physiology, including some of the so-called involuntary functions of the body and brain, through such basic activities as breathing, moving, and touching; and (4) we can change social conditions to create environments in which children and adults can feel safe and where they can thrive.

When we ignore these quintessential dimensions of humanity, we deprive people of ways to heal from trauma and restore their autonomy. Being a patient, rather than a participant in one's healing process, separates suffering people from their community and alienates them from an inner sense of self."
Bessel A. van der Kolk, The Body Keeps the Score: Brain, Mind, and Body in the Healing of Trauma


Hippocrates
"The life so short, the craft so long to learn."
Hippocrates

Ilona Andrews
"She handed him a glass of water and two Aleve gelcaps. "They're anti-inflammatories. They will dull the pain a little bit and keep down swelling and redness. Swallow the pills, don't chew."
"Well, I thought I'd stick them into my nose and impersonate a walrus, but if you insist, I'll swallow them."
Ilona Andrews, On the Edge

Terry Pratchett
"In the words of the philosopher Sceptum, the founder of my profession: am I going to get paid for this?"
Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

Lance Armstrong
"The night before brain surgery, I thought about death. I searched out my larger values, and I asked myself, if I was going to die, did I want to do it fighting and clawing or in peaceful surrender? What sort of character did I hope to show? Was I content with myself and what I had done with my life so far? I decided that I was essentially a good person, although I could have been better--but at the same time I understood that the cancer didn't care.

I asked myself what I believed. I had never prayed a lot. I hoped hard, I wished hard, but I didn't pray. I had developed a certain distrust of organized religion growing up, but I felt I had the capacity to be a spiritual person, and to hold some fervent beliefs. Quite simply, I believed I had a responsibility to be a good person, and that meant fair, honest, hardworking, and honorable. If I did that, if I was good to my family, true to my friends, if I gave back to my community or to some cause, if I wasn't a liar, a cheat, or a thief, then I believed that should be enough. At the end of the day, if there was indeed some Body or presence standing there to judge me, I hoped I would be judged on whether I had lived a true life, not on whether I believed in a certain book, or whether I'd been baptized. If there was indeed a God at the end of my days, I hoped he didn't say, 'But you were never a Christian, so you're going the other way from heaven.' If so, I was going to reply, 'You know what? You're right. Fine.'

I believed, too, in the doctors and the medicine and the surgeries--I believed in that. I believed in them. A person like Dr. Einhorn [his oncologist], that's someone to believe in, I thought, a person with the mind to develop an experimental treatment 20 years ago that now could save my life. I believed in the hard currency of his intelligence and his research.

Beyond that, I had no idea where to draw the line between spiritual belief and science. But I knew this much: I believed in belief, for its own shining sake. To believe in the face of utter hopelessness, every article of evidence to the contrary, to ignore apparent catastrophe--what other choice was there? We do it every day, I realized. We are so much stronger than we imagine, and belief is one of the most valiant and long-lived human characteristics. To believe, when all along we humans know that nothing can cure the briefness of this life, that there is no remedy for our basic mortality, that is a form of bravery.

To continue believing in yourself, believing in the doctors, believing in the treatment, believing in whatever I chose to believe in, that was the most important thing, I decided. It had to be.

Without belief, we would be left with nothing but an overwhelming doom, every single day. And it will beat you. I didn't fully see, until the cancer, how we fight every day against the creeping negatives of the world, how we struggle daily against the slow lapping of cynicism. Dispiritedness and disappointment, these were the real perils of life, not some sudden illness or cataclysmic millennium doomsday. I knew now why people fear cancer: because it is a slow and inevitable death, it is the very definition of cynicism and loss of spirit.

So, I believed."
Lance Armstrong, It's Not about the Bike: My Journey Back to Life


Paul Farmer
"It is very expensive to give bad medical care to poor people in a rich country."
Paul Farmer

Syed Mujtaba Ali
"যে ব্যামোর দেখবেন সাতান্ন রকমের ওষুধ, বুঝে নেবেন, সে ব্যামো ওষুধে সারে না।"
Syed Mujtaba Ali, চাচা কাহিনী

Kanye West
"..my music isn't just music- its medicine."
Kanye West

Alan W. Watts
"Hospitals should be arranged in such a way as to make being sick an interesting experience. One learns a great deal sometimes from being sick. "
Alan Wilson Watts, The Essential Alan Watts

"Surgeons can cut out everything except cause."
Herbert M. Shelton

"THE MAXIMS OF MEDICINE

Before you examine the body of a patient,
Be patient to learn his story.
For once you learn his story,
You will also come to know
His body.
Before you diagnose any sickness,
Make sure there is no sickness in the mind or heart.
For the emotions in a man's moon or sun,
Can point to the sickness in
Any one of his other parts.
Before you treat a man with a condition,
Know that not all cures can heal all people.
For the chemistry that works on one patient,
May not work for the next,
Because even medicine has its own
Conditions.
Before asserting a prognosis on any patient,
Always be objective and never subjective.
For telling a man that he will win the treasure of life,
But then later discovering that he will lose,
Will harm him more than by telling him
That he may lose,
But then he wins.

THE MAXIMS OF MEDICINE by Suzy Kassem"
Suzy Kassem, Rise Up and Salute the Sun: The Writings of Suzy Kassem


Patrick Rothfuss
"No man is brave that has never walked a hundred miles. If you want to know the truth of who you are, walk until not a person knows your name. Travel is the great leveler, the great teacher, bitter as medicine, crueler than mirror-glass. A long stretch of road will teach you more about yourself than a hundred years of quiet introspection."
Patrick Rothfuss, The Wise Man's Fear

Paul Farmer
"Anywhere you have extreme poverty and no national health insurance, no promise of health care regardless of social standing, that's where you see the sharp limitations of market-based health care. "
Paul Farmer

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